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March 4, at 8: Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris learned the roundhouse kick not from Bruce Lee, but by jumping up and twirling around in vain, attempting to unwedge his panties from his ass. Chuck Norris made him. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. Chuck Norris fears no man! Chuck Norris never flinched. Chuck Norris can suck the AIDS virus right out of a grown man's cock, then spit it into a bottle for research. Chuck Norris once urinated in the fuel tank chuck norris is getting his ass kicked an F Eagle jet as a joke.